Perhaps you can try this trick "Sorry cikgu we are not able to complete homework on time because
1. Rumput panjang sangat so we (as doctor to be) spend additional time merawat lembu yang tak makan rumput sebab sakit perut! Lembu pun takut jarum la.
2. Gravity stops last night hence although we wrote alot but our pen does not function (ink in the pen flow due to gravitational effects, if no gravity then ink tak keluar)
3. Yesterday the gravity was measure at 12.1m/ss instead of 9.8m/ss therefore all the homework papers when missing for several days. When gravity is higher (stronger) then .... like when the oxygen content in the atmosphere is slightly out then ....
4. Light refuse to travel at straight line, hence our eyes staring at the papers but could read a thing, nampak benda lain pula. hope cikgu understand.
Itu saja, dont be naughty. Jaga diri selalu, jadilah cemerlang setiap hari. Perhaps cemerlang is measured by never ponteng homework.
Abah/Ibu.
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